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twilight sparkle loved an image

twilight sparkle loved an image

twilight sparkle loved an image? ginny and ellie!

by buttuhflie January 21, 2021

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.

C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.

by The Memorandum June 24, 2010

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.

Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.

by TeamHP December 31, 2011

38πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

by donthate123 March 12, 2014

211πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules

It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart

Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.

Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times

Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires

The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!

by PunkyHearts August 8, 2011

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 10, 2020


Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child

The twilight zone is fucked

by Arden kelly November 2, 2019