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A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?
Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
Someone who is a absolute idiot
Andre is being a freaking twat waffle
When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?
person: no who is he ?
stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles
person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
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Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
That girl has a nasty blue waffle.
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