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When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
When you thought you were getting something
Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.
literally the most underrated type of juice you can drink
Person 1: I had some watermelon juice today
Person 2: give me some
In 1967 the occupied state of is(not)rael banned the Palestinians from raising their flags so the watermelon became a symbol of resistance. Again in 2023 UK gov and other places banned the Palestinian flag so now they use watermelon emojis to signify resistance against the occupation.
Free Palestine (watermelon emoji🍉) 🍉🍉🍉
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A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam