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Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

91πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


wizard

Something Nuncio S. dreams to be one day. He wants it more than a career that pays 1,000 bucks per minute.

Me: Nuncio, do you want to be a wizard?
Nuncio: Why, yes I do. Thanks for letting me share my dream with you.

by veryveryrandomperson December 15, 2007

1πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 4, 2017

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


shadow wizard money gang

a notorious online community who are active in Hogwarts: Legacy
thier iconic line or motto is "we love casting spells"

"Bro, I just joined shadow wizard money gang and shit man!"
"My Nigga!"

by Big Slappy February 19, 2023

44πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game

Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called β€œHarry Potter and the fucking wizard”

by ECFDemon64 February 10, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wizard Water

A beautiful drink of water and mdma

I went and saw Tron, man we were high off that wizard water

by ThatGuy1111 December 8, 2010

1πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.

by Lig Na Baste July 17, 2009

57πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž