A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.
When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.
An insult to chance sutton
"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
Jason: Yo Lucas, see that girl?
Lucas: Ya
Justin: Why don't you bag dat?
The name of the female butt. A male’s butt is a bum, so a female’s butt is a bag lady.
Often mentioned when you bump a woman’s butt by accident. “Oops, sorry I bumped your bag lady!”
Very drunk, disabled, incapacitated.
Last night I was completely skit bagged!
Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me