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Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023


Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.

Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that

by TheRealCornball December 8, 2024


Butt-sucker

1. A person who places a dialysis needles in an improper fashion at or around the fistula.

2.A failed flavored sucker from Bart's Every Flavored Candy

You all are butt-suckers, now we're my slippers.

by Walter Waterloo October 9, 2019


butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023


B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013


Butt-grissle

The little turd that’s left behind on your butt and no matter how much you wipe there’s still poop .

No matter how much I wiped that butt-grissle was still there.

by Fartgoblinxo January 3, 2025


shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.

Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.

by conflict dude February 25, 2024