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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022


torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017


Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.

Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021


Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022


tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017


half bag car

Half Bag Car: A car loaned to a drug dealer by a tapped out crackhead for, you guessed it, a half bag of crack.

We was driving around in a half bag car and stopped for pizza before re-upping our street crew.

by Fobbio August 22, 2014


Bag-slapped

When you're driving down the road you kick up a plastic bag and it slaps the front of the vehicle behind you

Jerk off was tailgating me so I bag-slapped em

by Crashnaz October 2, 2020