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Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 4, 2024


Not going to do it

If you're crediting and paying my for my contributions...

Hym "Then, no, I'm not going to do it. YOU are literally the problem here. I told you this (what is happening to me) would be used as a means to steal my sucess or justify malfeasance... I was right. I don't have to allow that to happen. YOU do not have to allow that to happen BUUUUT it LOOKS LIKE... You are doing that... So, the surveillance and whoever's responsible for it or literally any random child. Not choosing the former IS choosing the latter. I'm not negotiating with you. This isn't happening in a vaccum. You are actively violating my rights. The sooner the breeders learn they are not more important than everyone the better things will be for everyone."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024


I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 24, 2021


Merry-Go

When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2019


Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

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go follow that boy

when your friend is scared to follow a boy instagram he been trying to get for the longest.

Vernard, go follow that boy !!

by friendly love May 8, 2024


go follow that boy

when your friend is scared to follow a boy instagram he been trying to get for the longest.

Vernard, go follow that boy !!

by friendly love May 8, 2024