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When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
A name only used in whispers to describe the spawn of Satan
Child with Down syndrome: bruh man ting where’s lau-
Mega mind: shhhhh dong say the ginger ones name
A name used only in whispers to describe the spawn of Satan
Small child with Down syndrome: hey where Laur-
Mega mind: shhh don’t say the ginger ones name
A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.
What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...
A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second
Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*
Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.
iefje ons liefje is very old and bald and loves us all...d