natural one-ders

The Natural One-ders consists of members of Team Four Star and their many misadventures in Dungeons and Dragons.
The name stems from the groups' unnatural tendencies to roll a staggering amount of natural 1's, the worst outcome of rolling a d20 (or d100 on severity rolls that follows a 1 on a d20). Boy do these folks fuck up a lot.

Nick: *Rolls a 1*
Nick: *Silent, raises 1 finger*
Nick: *Looks at camera* "NATURAL ONE-DERS!"

one-der

A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.

What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...