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This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.
Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.
Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?
To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.
I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!
Guy 1: *deep voice impression*
Guy 3: I didn't know it could go that deep...
Guy 2: That’s what she said.
Paying to much attention to details that don't matter
Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter
Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...
A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.
Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”
When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.
"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"