Net Neutrality

The idea that the interwebs are neutral territory belonging to no government. Under net neutrality, all internet access should be treated equally free from censorship, throttling, or any other disruptive actions that diminish freedom of expression or freedom of usage preventing corporate monopolies.

The FCC wants to destroy net neutrality and give giant cable companies control over the Internet.

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nothing but net

Said when a 'swish' is made on the basketball court. A swish is when the ball goes in the basket without touching the rim or backboard. The ball makes a 'swishing' sound.

"Miller, from downtown......swish! Nothing but net!"

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caught in a net

Having sex!

(Used in episode 02x22 of LOST)

Sawyer: "I screwed her!"
Jack: "What?"
Sawyer: "Y'know, we got caught in a net!"

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Hughes Net

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.

I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.

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Net Lizard

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

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net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

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net negative

Someone who detracts value from any given situation with their mere presence.

Man, that guy really sucks the life out of every conversation, he's a real 'net negative'.

Oh great, the Net Negative has arrived. Prepare for your will to life to disappear.

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