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u

A shortened version of the word "you" used by ignorant preteen assholes who are too lazy to type out an extra two letters.

Moron: liek omgz wtf iz up wit u omg u suk

Smart person: Shut the fuck up.

by Fagromyass April 1, 2008

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:~U

A fatherly figure for the :u emoticon.

Like :u, :~U serves no real purpose. The face doesn't represent any specific emotion, nor does it signify any specific meaning.

:~U is more of a parody of other emoticons than an emoticon in itself.

"I've been awake for 3 straight days. :u"

":~U SON GO TO BED"

by tedooooooooooo December 27, 2007

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no U

its an uno reverse card but its translated into a incredibly deadly combination.

player1: go fuck ur life
player2: no U
player3: fuck you too
player2: no U

by abcdefghijklmnopqsrtuvwxwxyz January 26, 2019


No u

No u is the most powerful comeback in all of existence, this absolute beast of a comeback is used mostly by gods and people with a power level of over 9000. This comeback has the power of destroying the multiverse 10 different timelines and 3 nuclear suns and its target along with it but not only its target, along goes its dignity,career,life and all, they wipe out of existence as every pathetic decision of their weakling life perishes. If u add a “lol” to the end it amplifies its power level and intensity allowing this comeback to destroy a multiverse containing 69420 universes and 69 timelines. If this comeback is used by a normie they will perish, but if used by a person with intense training this will obliterate its target with a 100% chance of success. This comeback is too saucy and powerful for the mortals. This comeback should be used as a final blow as you walk away super cool and attack on titan theme starts playing and everything in the back is exploding as ur target looks at u as they think of every pathetic choice they’ve made for them end up getting obliterated by an absolute god and they perish into a blackhole of nothingness and disappointment. This comeback will make its target gain back the virginity they lost, and if they didn’t lose their v card they gain 10 v cards meaning they have to lose their virginity 10 times in order for them to not a be a virgin ass bum. Yes, this comeback itself can solo any verse including db verse.

Random normie: listen here you toed eyed cabbage i wasnt born into this world for ur phat ass bitch ass boy could throw low level pathetic insults at me u pathetic weakling that has never accomplished anything ur virgin ass bum life.

A god: no u lol

Random normie: looks at you while thier life force is being taken away

*attack on titan theme starts playing and lightning strikes*

Random normie: dies of ligma and perish into black hole of nothingness and disappointment

A god: walks away with this swag level of over 9000

by Petemesquitey February 25, 2021


no u

The only thing you can say in response to 'your mom gay'. Will obliterate anyone you say it to within 5 seconds.

BobbityBob Jr: your mom gay
*everyone holds breath*
JackityJack Jr: no u
* everyone implodes then explodes twice*

by yugyug March 14, 2018


No U

Best two words in the universe. Can easily end a conversation.

Jim: Your mom fat
John: No U
Jim: *dies*

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021


No u

The best comeback in the world. No person can stop it's power

Person 1: Imagine not being able to guess where Africa is.
Person 2: No u

by hrist0ww August 23, 2020