Mop

Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use

Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.

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MOP

Marinade Overwhelming Pressure.
It basically means (marinade) sink the overwhelming pressure of a situation, like put it aside, then start afresh. its another texitng shortcut. It is used when things get awkward, u know like breaking the ice/silence or one doesn't know what to say in a certain situation. its like breaking a twix bar, need a moment, just say MOP, and it should stall some time. It can also be used for conversation starter or try to bring back a dead conversation. Saying in person is most fun, esp to annoy one's peers. try to clean up your conversation today, by using MOP. It can be used at anytime one feels necessary to use it like (lol).

Ro : hey dude whatup
Jef : sup, chillin u?
Ro : same

time passes, words unspoken
Ro: MOP
Jef : LOL :) so what did u do today?

(see how the conversation started again, took away awkwardness) lol see how he broke the silence?

Ro :MOP
Jef : wat? hey

(look at this example, see how the convo started?)

To annoy ones peers "mop mop mop mop" just say it over and over again in person, or if they dont talk lol

(for this last example, might only want to do with peers one is close to lol)

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Mop

A term used largely by gay men and drag queens that simply means "to steal or take without asking or buying." The term was coined during RuPaul's Drag Race Season Three.

Person 1: How much money we got between us befoe we go into the store, gir?

Person 2: idk, but whatever we can't afford we can just mop gir

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Mop

when a old overused woman gets soo loose that her baby maker cleans up anything on the floor and when it gets wet it cleans up all of the stains on hardwood and linoleum surfaces

I'm soo happy my grandma came over, I really had to mop up the floor

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The Mop

When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!

Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...

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Mop

The coolest person in the world.

if u know mop or are friends with her, then u must be cool.

If someone brags about something they have, you say "i know mop" and it shuts them down because there is nothing better to say.

Narelle: "OMG i got with the hottest guy in the world yesterday!"

Allanah: "well im friends with MOP!"

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mop

A bowl shaped haircut that is extremely amusing.

Denis'hey look at that wally with the mop'
Steve 'That's Chris'

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