It's 5:00 somewhere

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

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3:00 AM

3:00 AM is the witching hour, when the devil, demons, and ghosts are at it's strongest. Some say if you wake up at this hour, somebody is watching you. Another thing is, there might be footsteps, unusually loud. And theres a legend that if you do something, ex: talking to Siri, playing games, making something, could result in something unusually frightening.

Johnny: What time is it?
Bill: 3:00 AM
Johnny: Oh
(Demon kills them both)
Demon: Shit.

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4:00

SNACK TIME. THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY IF U DONT EAT SNACK AT FOUR O’ CLOCK I WILL COME TO UR HOUSE AND MURER U/J

“Hey! It’s 4:00!” “ARE U GONNA HAVE SNACK?!” “No?” 😃*cutely kills* /j

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3:00 AM

A time that gets some people freaked out, as it's rumored to be cursed. By deductive reasoning, those who are scared most likely have normal sleep schedules.

Meanwhile when night owls see 3am, they just shrug and go back to doing their own thing.

Normal person at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Oh shit what was that?! Oh god it's 3:00 AM...

Me, a night owl, at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Meh. *goes back to playing Valorant*

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3:00 Am

Alot of clickbait YouTubers use the legend that 3:00 Am is cursed and that if you're awake at 3:00 am you're going to be able to summon demons or that you're going to die. The most infamous YouTuber that does "3:00 am Challenges " is JayStation.

Naomi:Do you want to do a 3:00 Am Challenge?
Kyle:No.

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12:00 flashers

Someone who is too lazy or too inept to set the clock on their VCR or other digital device that has a clock, but isn't a clock itself.

They are a couple of 12:00 flashers.

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2:00 pretty

A girl that isn't pretty enough to do sober, but is downright doable after you've had a few beers and the bar is closing.

"Hey man, what do you think about the new girl?" "She's 2:00 pretty."

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