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about average

In the world of online dating portals, this is how fat people describe themselves. Not to be confused with "a few extra pounds", which indicates the person is morbidly obese.

"Her profile said she was 'about average', but it turns out she was WAY too average"

by Dan_Maine October 19, 2005

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white about it

A suburban moral code, to be "white about it" means doing things the way white people do it, this includes being truthful, sticking to your word, being on-time etc..

When in mixed company telling someone to "be white about it" often leads to PC types jaw dropping and much offense taken.

White suburban dude #1: Dude, can I borrow twenty bucks for the bar? I don't have any cash.

White suburban dude #2: That's cool, just be white about it and pay me back.

by Matt420 May 4, 2007

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Drink about it

To contemplate a decision using excessive livations as a booster.

My boss wants me to work more hours for less pay. I need to drink about it before I can give him an answer.

by Tracey Hartung August 17, 2007

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Slutting About

-verb
1. The act of being a slut.
2. Participating in slut-like activities
3. What one does when they are the biggest slut this side of new york.

We are the biggest sluts this side of new york, slutting about and what-not!

That girl Jenny is such a slut! Look at her, just slutting about like it's nobody's business!

Man, Muhammid just broke up with me, I am going to slutt about like it's the end of the world!

by King of the Slutts April 25, 2010

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all about

- Extreme like, infatuation or love of something or someone.

Jen is all about Ben.

by Maggie January 7, 2004

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About Me

The mandatory field required to join most networking sites where you're forced to detail everything you would want a stranger to know about you without sounding unintelligent, pretentious, or lame. Often comprised of lists detailing your loves and hates and quotes from little known works to find out who else recognizes it and is as cool as you.

1. Omg I hate about me's. Gtkm

2. Loves: The Office, reading, Vampire Weekend, and other quirky things I think make me cool. Hates: Liars, cheaters, thieves, and other things no one in their right mind would like making this "about me" completely irrelevant.

by tluxe January 8, 2010

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Pissing about

To needlessly waste time

We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.

by Djc2508 November 6, 2013

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