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prince alfred is a peirced foreskin which makes it look like your penis is wearing a crown
hey ladies, wanna meet prince alfred?
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Alfred Nobel is a scientist from sweden who invented the dynamite. he lived between 1833 and 1896. He died in San Remo in Italy. During the time he died he had three houses. one in france, italy and sweden. He lived in Karlskoga in Sweden. The only reason that the nobel prize is given out in Sweden is that he had his white russian horses in his stable in Karlskoga.
Alfred Nobel var en mycket klok man.
meaning:
Alfred Nobel was a very wise man.
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What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking
This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade
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A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.
Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?
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Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.
Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
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ugly faggot, most likely has an incredibly large nose and bushy eyebrows.
hannah: look at that guy!
sammie: eww what an alfred massey!
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It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.