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You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
A single Belgium occurs when a partner about to receive penetration is expecting a slow, manageable entrance but is instead surprised by a hard and fast penetrative strike. (much like Germanys attack through Belgium in world war 1)
A double Belgium occurs when a third person performs a single Belgium at the same time as the initial partner performs theirs, leaving one person to both give, and receive, a single Belgium simultaneously.
Ted: Bro did you bang Jackie last night?
Jeff: Yeah bro I gave her a Belgium, she's probs still sore. Then Old mate stevo came up behind me and made it a Double Belgium.
Similar to a Dutch Oven, however, the release of the gas under the blankets is facilitated via spooning your partner from behind and then opening and pulling the sheets over their head to gas them with your flatulence.
I had too many burritos for dinner and totally gave my old lady a Belgium Chimney after sex
(1) When a man/woman sticks his/her nose in another woman's pussy to sexually pleasure her.
(2) When a man puts his nose in a cream pie.
Sally said that Bob was gonig to give her a Belgium dip, after their coffee and cream pie.
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when a person is anally penetrated and then blows the penis directly after it has entered their back passage
i gave that bird a nice belgium biscuit, she loved it :P
hell no, im not sucking that, i don't want a belgium biscuit!
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The act of sticking a straw in a woman's vagina (while she is menstruating) and slurping out the period blood.
It was disgusting, I walked into Brandon's room, without knocking. And there he was with some girl enjoying a Belgium slushy.
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after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism
when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip
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