belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.

Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?

Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!

Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!