bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

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Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

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bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)

bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew

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Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

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Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft

After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

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bill gates of hell

Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast

Bill Gates Of Hell will unleash the mark of the beast

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Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....

Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!