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Someone who is always there for you and is always up for a chat. Bill can also be emotional awkward but he will go into depth with any kind of subject at anytime.
Even though bill will go into depth with the chat he will use himself as an example.
(Bill) who gets boners when ever he talks to girls
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Bill Does Not Make Normal Definitions On The Urban Dictionary. Bill Is Content With His Experience On The Internet. Bill Never Tells A Bad Joke.
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Back in the Golden Ages, Bill was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Bill was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as money collector, definition of liar Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever. Unfortunately Bills are habitual and pathological liars. They tend to be petty, insecure, and jealous to the point of violent. Now he is a weak liar, best to avoid at all costs !
Neighbor: hey, did you Go Bill on us when you thought your gf was seeing someone else?
Me: yes, they had to put me on lockdown for a while.
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"....and then he walked out of the mental hospital with his bills on his head."
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Generally an asshole from the Boston area known for his chameleon like ability to change hair color at any given time. A man who is not afraid to crawl under his boss’s desk to keep his job or just for something to do. Feared by most due to his passionate talk of cock meat sandwiches and his love of sharing bars of soap with men at the local truck stop. A jackass that coworkers join together to laugh at his inability to spell the simplest words even with spell check at his finger tips and at any given time has at least two people ready to scissor kick his dumbass in the back of the head for being a complete douche bag.
Guy 1: Did you see the way that asshole Bill was looking at us?
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!
Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich
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