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Cat

A fearsome animal that spit devastating lasers out of their eyes. Some say they fly, others say they have their own kingdom somewhere we don't know. All we know is that their planning and attempting world domination ( from interrogation) with their skills maxed up to 100 illusion by using the skill called cuteness.
They use their owner for food and warmth, only to betray them in a future attack

"Whoah, I saw a cat yesterday"

by Phantomlight February 26, 2019

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Cats

They rule the internet

Look at the funny piano cats

by 1polik1 January 14, 2020

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cat

The perfect animal. There is nothing better than the cat. Many scientists speculate that Chuck Norris is indeed a cat. Many scientists also speculate that the cat will no longer evolve, because it is in it's most perfect form already. The cat's only known natural enemy is the dog, even though the dog is no match for the cat, in wits, vision, or hearing. There are very few cases of dogs winning, and it is proven that in each case either the cat was lame or blind in one or more eyes.

"My cat Fluffy is so smart!"

The above statement is stupid, because all cats are intelligent.

by scruffyfan August 30, 2008

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Cats

You obviously know what cats are so why are you here

Do you own cats

by kitty kitty cats May 18, 2018

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Cat

A bonus difficulty unlocked in the best selling game, reffered to as" "Life"

To unlock this difficulty level, simply, purchase a cat.

Cat difficulty doesn't seem too hard, but it's an addition to existing difficulties in videogames.

Examples include games like Guitar Hero. Cat difficulty is applied randomly, using Guitar Hero as an example, you'll be playing a song, and the cat will come over to you, headbutt you in the face, and try to sleep on your guitar.

Similar effects can be felt playing Halo 3.

God damn I Wish there was a way to turn Cat difficulty off!

I only won because he was busy playing in Cat.

Easy, Medium, Hard, Expert, Cat.

by Volkade December 24, 2008

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Cat

1. Not a dog

2. A small furry animal with whiskers and a tail

2. A very soft and cute thing that you can love and hug.

My cat is a cat. She is furry, cute, soft, and a good foot warmer. She is very cute.

by Sara Shay June 14, 2009

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cats

A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong

Cats:All your base are belong to us

by Jonjo January 16, 2005

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