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When your father punches you so hard in the face that it causes an involuntary erection.
Dude, I was just watching my sister sleep last night and out of nowhere my dad appeared from the shadows naked and Dirty Glenned me!
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Kenny Glenn was a 14 year old kid who posted videos of him beating his cat (aka dusty the cat)
Around 30,000 people saw this video
Believe it or not a Person who used /b/ the 4chan board actually found the ip of Kenny and reported it to authorities
I'm guessing later that day or 2-3 days later he was arrested
the videos are still up on liveleak
dude1:(receiving im ) www.youtube.com=xurflhafl
what the fuck is that kid doing to that cat
troller: hahahahhaha
omg my cats Kenny Glenn is loose
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A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.
Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"
Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."
Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"
Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."
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Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
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The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
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A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!
Seriously do you need to know more?
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A really hot guy that used to be in the band the misfits.
Glenn Danzig was really hot 25 years ago!
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