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When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation
Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
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The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
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When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"
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An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.
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A short monkey looking fellow who has a tendency to use steroids. Its believed that glen has a small penis and an erectile dis function as a result of the steroids
Glen a shorter fellow with facial hair and monkey tendencies.
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A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.
You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!
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