steamy chibi

A micro-penis' best attempt at a hard on.

It was really cute; the way he was coming at me, hot and ready, with his steamy chibi.

Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

Steamy Teepee

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.

After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!

steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

Steamy Sven

To perform the act of a Hot Rhompson and finish it off by cleaning off one's partner's face with urine.

R. Kelly has a fetish with Steamy Svens.

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steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

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Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

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