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It is the new trend. Kanye started this idea shortly after his tour. The male takes a shit and then fucks his lover and you must make her squirt and then you use her squirting to simulate a bidet and clean your ass.
Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.
A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
A double bidet is a great way to start the day.
When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.
Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet
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The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.
The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.
When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.
Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.
A sexual act;
Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.
Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?
When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.
The golden bidet is a wonderful feelin
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