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When a person is particularly well hung
“Wow did you see that stallion“
“Holy it has Stew Cock”
Someone who brews stew. Stew is a terrible concoction of inedible liquids.
BANISH THE STEW BREWER!
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Junkie Stew (or Nistipata) is a finnish dish, usually consumed by low-wage families, students, NEETs and... junkies. Every person has their own way of making this food, but they all share two common ingredients: ground beef (or pork, usually mixture of the two) and macaroni pasta and is made by frying the beef on a pan and boiling the pasta, then mixing them together. Other common ingredients include ketchup, onion, garlic, heavy cream, cream cheese and different condiments, but it can be made with almost anything you find from your fridge or pantry as long as it has meat and pasta in some form.
There are differences in how people say the name of the dish, both regional and by social class. Here are some alternative ways of saying junkie stew in finnish, with literal translations:
makaronimössö (macaroni slob), pääkallo (skull), köyhän miehen makaronilaatikko (the poor man's macaroni-beef casserole), spurgupata (the drunkard's stew), paniikkipata (panic stew), rottapata (rat stew), mieslapsen makaronilaatikko (manchild's macaroni-beef casserole), sossupata (social welfare stew), teräsmies (man of steel)
"It's the end of month, my bank account is on red and my head hurts after yesterday's kalsarikännit"
"Dude just return the cans to the store and buy some minced meat and macaroni for Junkie Stew"
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A philly stew is like a cleveland steamer...except with diarrhea.
That girl totally loves philly stew, good thing I just ate taco bell.
Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.
Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!
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Noun. Illinoisan origin.
Refers to the state of bereavement in which all of the stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance) are experienced simultaneously, in rapid succession, backwards, or in any sort of strange order or frequency.
Often expressed by dramatic teenagers or pregnant women whose dangerous hormonal spikes lend themselves to such an unfortunate occurrence. Can sometimes help and sometimes hurt the grieving process.
Teen: "I can't believe he just broke up with me!! What an enormous douchebag! Couldn't we have worked things out?! Why can't I stop crying!?! GAWD, I'm so over this. Janet, we need to go shopping. I'm so done with this grief stew."
Jason Stewart is a show contributor for the Jim Rome Show on Premiere Radio Network. His promising cameos in "Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss" and "Murder at the Presidio" guarantee future success in upcoming blockbuster movies. A punk band from Houston, 3 Day Weekend, created a song about Stewart, titled "Mr. Automatic."
Heh heh heh heh, you always say that.
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