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(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.
I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me.
Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.
I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.
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A larger yard sale.
My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.
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A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.
B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)
C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.
D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"
E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.
Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart.
Because Jesus told you not to.
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1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.
2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.
3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O
5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center
10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.
20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.
25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.
50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.
Thank you freedom. >.<
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Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?
The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.
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1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening.
2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".
John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre.
"Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."
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