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When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.
You are such a spazz you are spazzmatic adjustable spazz!
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The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."
After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
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The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
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A particularly accommodating female sexual partner
When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
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comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment
*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
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Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
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Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."
It's time for an insurance adjustment.