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A numeric value reached through a complex mathematic process determining the degree by which cheating is required in order to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election.
Trump was so far ahead that the calculated al gore-ithm literally broke the machines!
The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years!)
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.
Al Gore: The man who gave us the PMRC, warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and Manbearpig.
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When a service knows so much about your taste in music that they start recommending tracks that perfectly fit what you like to listen to.
This recommended Spotify playlist is al gore rhythm! It hasn’t missed - every song so far is either already a favorite or is something I never heard before but now love.
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A state of two-facedness often found around a great luxury.
Ex. Fossil fuel emissions are killing the world.
I guess i'll fly around in a jet that burns the most fossil fuels.
Dude you have Al Gore Syndrome hardcore.
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What you're doing when doing something environmentally bad.
Why are you driving to the NASCAR game with your friends who all own hummers while leaving on the TV on and leaving the fridge door open while plugging in every thing pluggable in your house? You are making Al Gore Angry.
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Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.
A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.
B) It's all Al Gore's fault.
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An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."