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gay man who loves cock up his ass, plays mana thinks he is good cuz of lunar cosmetics like go outside or something u fat furry cunt
fuck off alfie
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A Alfie is the most BADASS and sweatiest fortnite and call of duTy god and will always find time to snipe you out of midair
GIRL" OH GOD I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE OF ALFIES FRIENDS" DUDE " HE IS GONNA COME AND ASSASINATE YOU SO GO GET A PLANE TO ASTRAULIA"
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small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong
alfie's friends: hi alfie!
alfie: i need to take my meds, you clearly aren't real
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Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.
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I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.
Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
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one of the fattest pricks you will ever meet.
look its alfie!
he looks like fat bastard from austin powers
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