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A man who is sucks in bed, has a weak sex game and is also a bitch
Dylan’s cock is small and he only lasted for 2 minutes, he’s a real Alfred Bitchcock
prince alfred is a peirced foreskin which makes it look like your penis is wearing a crown
hey ladies, wanna meet prince alfred?
Alfred Nobel is a scientist from sweden who invented the dynamite. he lived between 1833 and 1896. He died in San Remo in Italy. During the time he died he had three houses. one in france, italy and sweden. He lived in Karlskoga in Sweden. The only reason that the nobel prize is given out in Sweden is that he had his white russian horses in his stable in Karlskoga.
Alfred Nobel var en mycket klok man.
meaning:
Alfred Nobel was a very wise man.
What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking
This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade
A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.
Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?
Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.
Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
They are a power couple! Even though they fight sometimes they still find a way to solve their problems.