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A place a lot of other countries hate, but when needed they turn to for help. Many other countries' problems are blamed on America unfairly, even though the U.S. creates more problems than solutions. It is un-liked by many countries. It is a country of freedom, promise, hope, and love. They may have problems, but overall they truly care for each other. Also, many other countries make fun of them for being fat.
Person 1: I want to move to America.
Person 2: Good idea! I love it there!
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1. A word which normal people use to refer a certain continent.
2. A word which stupid people use to refer a certain country.
Carlos: Fuck dis man, Ima jumping the Mehico border to go to America man.
Rodrigo: You stupid spic, you already are in America .
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A county full of hillbillies and sister/cousin/mother bangers, who currently has a black president. America is also synonymous with the ancient farce of hosting the American dream. Currently, it has dragged the world into a huge recession. America is also defined by millions of racist bigots.
America is the moral/cultural black hole of the world. The only thing its good for is for black men to find wives
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A beautiful and mighty empire which is famous for doing the following:
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
Joe: America is the land of peace and goodness.
Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.
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We are fucking obese. Fucking accept it. America defines obesity.