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Dan had some good old fashioned rape.
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When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
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When you get so upset you pull your wired controller out if your console
Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."
When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.
A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.
When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.
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To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.
Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.
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