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The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.
You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter
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Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!
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The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!
The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.
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Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter
When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
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Extremely drunk and disorderly
I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches
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I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
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Similar to eskimo brothers, Apache Brothers is the term for the relationship formed between two men who have boned chicks on the same piece of furniture, appliance, car seat, hot tub, or any other specified location.
Guy 1: "I banged that chick in the shower of the love shack house on campus."
Guy 2: "Wait. I banged a chick in the same shower of the love shack."
Guy 1 & 2: "Apache Brothers!!!!" Triple high five
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