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The raid that was supposed to happen on the September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.
Guy 1: The Area 51 raid was disappointing.
Guy 2: Nah, it was great. I had a lot of fun.
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Cringy Facebook meme that a bunch of Redditors and normies think is so hilarious, they will never stop reposting their cringeworthy attempts at humor.
It's not funny, it's never going to be funny, and if you think it's funny - there's a better than average chance most of your friends only begrudgingly tolerate you.
Person: Haha bro, you going to the Area 51 raid?
Any respectable person: Fuck off you cringy autist
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A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
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Area code 510 Eastern Bay Area cities in Alameda County (except Dublin, Livermore, Pleasanton, and Sunol) and parts of Contra Costa County
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different like albino
area 51 ohh-
rep it son
cuz that shit go
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The raid that was supposed to happen on September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.
Guy 1: The Area 51 raid was disappointing.
Guy 2: Nah, it was great. I had a lot of fun.
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A bunch of dumbasses created a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 to learn secrets about aliens. They won’t do it because they are afraid of getting shat on by Area 51 guards. My friends want me to go, but hell no!
Brian: Yoo lets go to the Area 51 Raid 2019 on September 20,!
Devon: No biatch
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The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.
Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi
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