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When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.
I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo
Goes 193 mph very fast
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.
Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.
A male who is obsessed with taking huge penises up the ass. A dirty Aston engages in “butt fucking” every night and in most cases their assholes are tore to shreds.
They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
My dad is a real “Dirty Aston”
A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs
That’s dude is such a Macy Aston. He followed you home.
the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)
You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1