Sad Attack

When your brain fools you into thinking you are drunk because some kind of love crisis happened. Such as a rejection,a break up, or a love one died. This is a way your brain tricks you so you don't have to deal with a heavy heart or being love sick. Your brain leads you away from the event.

John had a massive Sad Attack after his long time crush rejected him.

Pencil Attack

When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.

Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.

Random Attack

Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.

"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."

"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."

narc attack

(narcoleptic attack)
when one gets overwhelmed by sleepiness that they just seem to pass out where ever they are at really inconvenient times. Could be at a party, a movie, a concert, etc

Bro 1: Dude, where the hell were you? You missed my BBQ.
Bro 2: Yo sorry I just had a narc attack real bad, like 4 hours long.

Sista-girl 1: Did you see that hoe narc attack last night?
Sista-girl 2: Hell yeah that bitch been real drunk

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massive attack

Musical sound system coming from Bristol, UK. Founding memebers include 3D, Daddy G, and Mushroom. Massive Attack's use of many different styles of music including, but not limited to, Rap, Electronic, Jazz, and Rock, give them a unique sound, though, they are mainly categorized under the trip hop genre, and are thought to be the pioneering group of it.

Similar artists: Portishead, Tricky, Bjork, Sneaker Pimps, Goldfrapp, Hooverphonic, Radiohead, Morcheeba

Massive Attack currently has 4 LPs released; Blue Lines, Protection, Mezzanine, and 100th Window.

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butt attack

When the muscles of the buttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the butt is under attack.
Often times this happens when you have to poop really bad.

John: Ah, butt attack!
Moses: You have to poop, man?

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panic attack

The worst, most uncomfortable thing that could ever happen to someone. (Death comes a close second)

One who is having a panic attack will experiance some or all of these symptoms:

-Shortnes of breath
-Dizziness, unsteadiness, or faintness
-Palpitations or accelerated heart rate
-Trembling or shaking
-Sweating
-Choking
-Nausea, stomachache, or diarreah
-Feelings of unreality, strangeness, or detachment from the environment
-Numbness or tingling sensations
-Flushing or chills
-Chest pain or discomfort
-Fear of dying
-Fear of "going crazy" or losing control

She had a panic attack the other day

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