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A 'Direct Action' gay rights advocacy group, whose activities range from the sane and revolutionary; marches on washington or protest and advocacy marches for the advancement of gay people, to the very INsane: attacking their targets with what would seem like campaign slogans taken too literally and way out of context. One example would be their attempt to boycott the U.S. state of Colorado for passing homophobic laws. One of their subsequent actions for this campaign was to raid the offices of "Self" magazine and let loose a "plague of roaches" (46 boxes of crickets) and storm the secretary desk to make a phone call to the police saying "There are dykes in the building!" after Self had planned an executive meeting to take place in the state of Colorado. They can be compared to the Civil Rights group, the Black Panthers, in the sense of their means to obtain the rights they deserve. They are to GLAAD as PETA is to the ASPCA.
We don't fuck around. We're lesbian avengers!!
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A super hero that gives hope to sales clerks and customer service representatives everywhere.
The Clerk Defender finds those that choose to be outrageous assholes to the fine people in customer service. He knows these assholes feel secure in the knowledge these poor customer service bastards are either too timid to stand up for themselves, or more likely do not want to lose their job.
The Clerk Avenger does not fear losing his job.
The Clerk Avenger brutally sodomizes assholes with a jaggedly broken 2" thick broom handle. He then leaves them to contemplate what life decisions they have made to warrant such a horrible fate.
Some say the Clerk Avenger is a menace! A Vigilante!
Some say The Clerk Avenger has no right to be a one man judge, jury, and sodomizer.
Those people are assholes. And should watch out......
For the Clerk Avenger.
Asshole: "I went to Home Depot the other day and told the kid on the sales floor his job was shit and so was he. Then I demanded a product that I effectively described as a thing that does a thing. He didn't know what I meant, because he was an idiot and I told him so. For some reason a man in spandex beat me and sodomized me with a big piece of splintery wood. Why would such a thing happen to me?"
Asshole's friend (who's probably an asshole too): "That happened to me the other day. It was The Clerk Avenger!"
An absolutely great band who produce different types of metal
Hey Avenged Sevenfold are pretty cool right?
Yeah but there are some sad people who go onto urban dictionary to write definitions talking shit about them
Also known as (A7x)
They're the most badass Metalcore band of the modern era.
Composed originally from Jimmy Sullivan (The Rev), Matthew Sanders (M. Shadows), Zachary Baker (Zacky Vengeance) and Matt Wendt who soon left to be replaced by Brian Haner (Synyster Gates). They also in 2003 got Jonothan Seward (Johnny Christ) which completed their classic line up.
Their most famous songs are Beast and the Harlot, Afterlife, A Little Piece of Heaven, Hail to the King, The Stage, Nightmare, Unholy Confessions and more.
Their last major line up change was in 2009 when their amazing drummer Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan died from a drug overdose. This lead to them trying many different drummers, but settling with Brooks Wackerman (real name) in 2015.
Avenged Sevenfold is a badass fuckin' band!
A shit so bad and so potent that it leaves the water brown after you flush
Dude mike left a huge aqua avenger in the toilet
repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.
I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger
Terms have been misleading on this band so let's set the record straight; Avenged Sevenfold is NOT for a fact a metal band or nor do they claim to be a metalcore or hardcore band. They have stated before that they do not appreciate the mislabeling and that they merely write whatever style their heart's desire. Many supposed fans have given this amazing band a bad name and image by claiming that they are trying to be metal or that they think they are. It is unfortunate that many fans open their mouths trying to defend this rock band before knowing what they are talking about. It is important to look into the bands musical roots and their intentions before saying ANYTHING, whatsoever!
Avenged Sevenfold, Rock, Not metal or hardcore
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