Lad Average

the greatest trickshot youtube group, after dude perfect

"Omg, did you see the new Lad Average video?"

Average Size

Bigger than Jesse McCartneys Penis.

My homework grade was Average Size.

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average as fuck

plain jane.
average as they come.
not breaking any norms.

"That lay was average as fuck mayte"
"YOUR MUM WAS AVERAGE AS FUCK!!"
"Dont worry she is average as fuck"

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Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

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Average Nigga

A nigga who is Broke , Ugly and IRRELEVANT. This typa nigga will say he's none of the above but that's what makes him an Average Nigga 😀

**** just direct messaged you
(Looks in notifications for name)

" oh it's just an average nigga"

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Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

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Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

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