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Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

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Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

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ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan

Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon

by Scottish guy lol July 11, 2017

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Avon Grove High School

A place where we are known as the Red Devils! A place where you can walk into any bathroom and find a juul or a cart this school is known for having the best bathroom kick backs. Also has a principal that bops so many kids just to feed his own nicotine addiction you can also tune into AGTV to find the one and only Frosty Franco doing your weather report.

Person: “Yo you go to Avon Grove High School?”
Me: “Yeah why is there a problem?”
Person: “Nah word on the street is Gary Benasutti owns the most juul in the grove
Me: “yeah without a doubt I’d even say the state”

by Gary Benasutti January 31, 2019

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Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

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Avon Center Stage Performers

a.k.a. ACSP
A theatre club at Avon High School The coolest thing at the school, by far. IF you think girls aren’t funny, join this group and you’ll change your mind. It’s O.K. if you don’t though, ‘cause we can just kill you. (That wasn’t a threat) (That last part was a lie) The guys aren’t very funny, but are still accepted. Most of us are in Scene Night too, and a lot of us are in the spring play. We’re a very tightly knit group of friends, and consider each other family. Old Greg is a favorite of ours. Mrs. Riley is the theatre/geometry teacher at Avon High and also supervises the program. She is the coolest person of us all, and we love her very much. :D Basically this is the greatest thing to happen to anybody who’s ever been in it and without it we would all go on a killing spree.

Avon Center Stage Performers? FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

by Sou:P May 16, 2008

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