bps

The act of Burger Poop Sex.

Bps is totally appropriate.

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BPS

Bad Parent Syndrome - When a child acts shitty and you realize it's just because the parents never disciplined the kid.

Amy: Wow, did you see how shitty that kid behaved?
Bob: Yea, but it's not his fault - he suffers from BPS.

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bp

Booty Pic

can you send a bp?

bp

British petroleum. basically, its the company that had that big oil spill.

wow, bp really messed up this time didnt they?

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bp

Bad Practices

Pulling out a failsafe on a blowout preventer to open up a port for instrumentation, not bothering to keep fresh batteries in an emergency control pannel, using seawater instead of drilling-mud during cap-off, 'cause, ya know, we can save more of that for the next job, and then, once methane and water form clathrates in the drill-pipe, using cement that liberates heat during curing to, perhaps, explosively destabilize those clathrates...the littany of bp astounds.

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/bp

a tone tag used when the brazilians be speaking porch of geese.

why must you clown me amor /bp

BP!

an acronym for bitch please for all the texters
refresher on original definition:
phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"

You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"

Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

Now once again for the texting crowd:

Ho (e) texts: I ain't got no $ daddy
Pimp texts: BP! Go get me my $

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