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For someone who the word cow just isnt enough, underhand and cheeky.
For someone who is an 'old bag' & cow
And finally someone who likes to wear a lot of leather
You cheeky cow baggage
You trollopy old cow baggage
You like to wear alot of cow baggage dont you?
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1- A partner you would use a genie wish to be forgotten by.
2- A booty call when you're on a good date (or in one).
3- When your girlfriend wants to be slow and romantic when you're in the mood to just have sweaty, kinky porno sex.
Not to be confused with Suckcess, but similar to suckstress.
1- an ex who seems to drunk dial you on weekends.
2- a girl who creeps up to you while you're on a date is Sexcess baggage.
3- all kissing, no anal
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The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).
See: Hiking in Appalachia
Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".
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When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.
I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.
Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch
I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook
When a girl is wearing short shorts and her butt is hanging out of the bottom
Look at a waitress at hotshots. She definitely had butt cheek baggage!
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A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.
"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."
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