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Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.
I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.
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What industry executives petition the government to pay out of tax-payer coffers when they don't have enough capital to pay themselves their annual million dollar bonus.
CEO: Sales are down for the 15th quarter straight. Our product is not in demand. We have to lay off workers.
CFO: Better ask congress for a bail out so we can get our bonus.
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a Hollis bail (patent pending) is leaving the scene of a situation before it becomes awkward. by doing a Hollis bail it stops questions being asked and means that the situation can't get any worse, as you are no longer there. This tactic uses causes trouble for your wingman, as he has to pick up the pieces of the mayhem you've caused, but that's not a problem for the person who has performed the Hollis bail, as there already tucked up in bed by this stage
oh yeh, that was a dodgy situation so he's done a Hollis bail
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When a friend skips out on a planned activity to have sex
Excited to see you later, but if you need to bail to rail, we understand.
Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges
Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now
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When you have sex with a girl and then immediately leave or you kick her out.
Damn dude. I pick up that girl then did a nail and bail.
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