jew

A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!

See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!

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Jew

People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)

Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*

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Jew

A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

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Jew

Jew can sometimes be used by wanna be gangsters normally from London areas as a form of affection for a female.

They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.

For example ….. your my Jew or Jew You

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Jewing

1. To renege on or break a deal based upon previously unexpressed or recently invented fine print, often due to unforeseen negative consequences.

2. To promote one's own self interest to the detriment of someone else to whom you have some type of loyalty or obligation.

1. Every time we make a bet, he jews out of it when he loses.

2. I'd ask him to join our group, but he'd end up jewing us over when it comes to the final grade.

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Jew

Jew (Verb)

To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.

Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.

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Jew

Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.

Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.

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