Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

Being Bullied

Being assaulted in a physical, mental, or verbal way by a bully.

Man, I hate being bullied

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being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

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being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

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being sad

you’re sad aren’t you? is this why you’re on urban dictionary?

being sad isn’t very fun

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Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

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being a bitch

Being uncaring and indifferent to other people's feelings.

"Laura is being a bitch about the situation."

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