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A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."
"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."
What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters
I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man
The sound of a burp, often called a belch, means "gang sign" in sign language.
Your deaf friend: *burps*
You: god damn!! Deaf friend just did a belch, he's throwing gang signs!! hes a real gangster
Booty-(n) and Belch-(v): booty belch - is another way of saying that an individual has farted and/or passed gas.
This occurs when the anus produces a sound that would normally be associated when an individual releases gas orally and/or belches, but it is produced by the anus.
When the sound came tearing from her behind rather than her mouth i couldn't make sense of it. Then I realized it was a phenomenon known as a booty belch!
After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.
The bleching gods of destruction that will reap the world from which it sows. With a trusty Canada Dry with Michael's in the left hand and Andre's in the right. Only true warriors of the Red Rum could stand against them. Dennis and Pierre to two Red Rum demons incapable of defeat challenged such gods. To their surprise Andre was dealt with quite easily, but Michael used their own technique against them. 2 against one, Dennis and Pierre believed they had the fight in the bag. After a long a battle, Michael was on his last leg, one last Red Rum till his defeat. But right before the last blow, a long silence was found within the battle field. 7 words were utter from Michael's mouth telepathically reaching Andre, boosting his surge. Andre rose with Michael to the top of the arena and yelled out, "You know I had to double it". Andre's power when then doubled, Dennis and Pierre stood no chance, they must make their retreat immediately. But before they finished with their CC, they screamed "HIRE ME...PLEASEEEEEEE". Destroying the arena and vanquishing our Red Rum demons.
The Belching Gods used their CC to blow the civilians away.
A belch normally after eating delicatessen food. The combination of pastrami ,pickles and lox. Creates some foul smelling burps
My god your burp smells like momma Goldbergs delicatessen. I think I'm gonna barf. Deli belch is a smelly nasty burp associated with deli food but also food from new Delhi