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Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015


bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight

“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”

by that bisexual kpop weeb September 11, 2020


Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.

Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.

by Hiromeka April 7, 2020


Bland Identity

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.

Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.

by DaveMK March 2, 2010


Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid

I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)

by Niyahpooh March 26, 2022


bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.

by wirelessmoke May 11, 2021