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bleach

To bleach someone is to videotape them drowning to death in a glass cage, soak their dead body in a bathtub of bleach (hence the name), and then proceed to lay the body on a table, and suspend ones self above the table via hooks in the skin on ones back. At this stage one would masturbate onto the dead body while watching the videotape of them drowning.

This term is based on the way Carl Rudolph Stargher kills his victims in the psychological thriller film "The Cell" released in 2000.

The term is most commonly used in a humourous context.

1. Stop talking about my sister or I'll bleach you, cunt!

2. That girl is asking for a bleaching.

by muso1991 April 19, 2008

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bleach

a very powerful base, which upon consumption corrodes the lining of the esophagus, and mucus lining of the stomach. If regurgitated, it will do the same on the way back up.
You can get expelled for giving it to another student, if you go to school in the public school system.

Emo Guy: Oh my god! I can't take it! I have to die! But how!?
Goth Guy: Go drink a pint of bleach and cry about it in the dark while you cut yourself, you annoying little bitch!

by Cannibalized May 25, 2005

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Bleach

It's a pretty decent anime in which a boy finds out that sousuke aizen is actually his enemy, and nel tu is the former third espada.

Pikachu: Bleach is awesome lol!!111!!
Crunk'd up Panda bear: okay

by Jackkingley January 19, 2008

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Bleached

To feel "Spaced Out" ensuing excessive exposure to midday sunshine.

see also charred

"I'm good... just feeling bleached right now, I've been lying in the sun for the past 2 hours"

by |2ama July 11, 2004

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bleach

to smoke marijuana using any type of mechanism.

Dude, you wanna bleach it up tonight?

by Matt13579 January 12, 2008

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bleach

A anime/manga that tried to usurp some of the popularity of the Yu-Yu Hakusho genre, and in the end managed to get an enormous fanbase from 14-16 year olds who deem themselves "too cool" for other anime like Naruto. It was brilliantly put on the Adult Swim programming block in America, allowing mild profanity and more violence, which only added to the smugness of the aforementioned 14-16 year olds. While most people would watch if it was literally the only thing on TV, it is very overrated and most intelligenet people should not watch it as most of the ideas in it are unoriginal and the characters are usually stereotypical and over dramatic.

Dan: Jesus Christ man, Naruto suxxxxx big time! Bleach is liek da shiz!

Will: Dude, just because you stopped watching Naruto doesn't mean it sucks. It just got old, like Bleach very soon will. And besides, the show is a freaking carbon copy of Yu Yu Hakusho.

by a someewhat smart guy July 25, 2009

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Bleach

Something you drink because you're an asshole

Person 1: Drink bleach you cancerous fuck
Person 2: glug... glug... glug...

by 4ngl March 1, 2017

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