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An expression which usually comes from a New Age sensibility of having more fortune than others, though stereotypically overused by slightly privileged people who unconsciously attempt to minimalize their privilege by claiming humility in regard to their fortune.
While many people use the term to express actual gratitude for good fortune and the concomitant compassion for the less fortunate, the shallow obverse side of its usage indicates a means to both hide and stabilize a certain type of privilege, generally material but also social.
In the age of instagram frequently occurs with the hashtag, i.e. #blessed
Pina coladas in Acapulco with my beautiful husband! So #blessed
#yolo #mexico #gucci
A picture of a female that she has sent you pertaining to sexual content; such as: Nudes or booty pics
Brooooooo, she sent me blessings last night, they are A1!!!
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to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.
yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter.
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to preform or receive oral sex
Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!
Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!
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When a girl decides to send a guy a snap of what she’s wearing but only something he would be the only guy who sees.
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A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.
Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!
Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!
Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.
Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!
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A discrete way to say you are going to kill someone or smoke weed also used by rudeboys when saying goodbye
Ex1, How many people you bless is how you measure your success
Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
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